When the going gets tough...
Technorati tags: Humor, Language, Cunning Linguistics, Politics
... the tough go shopping!
And in one fell swoop, Idris Jusoh, in cooperation with The Star, has just given creedence to Walski's made-up adage.
It's fun to make up adages and shit - or at least, it's fun for Walski.
(more made up phraseology, and more, in the full post)
Like, If the shoe fits... buy it! And no offense, but just what is it about women and shoes? Walski has two pairs of (functional) shoes, and they're both black. The Mrs has... nevermind.
Here's another bit of terminology that Walski made up along the way - more-or-less-bian. Which is what Walski calls a bi-sexual female - and believe you Walski, every guy wants one, even if they don't admit to it in open.
Or Campuration - a truly Manglish word that simply means mixture. Here's another one: together-gether (a literal English translation of bersama-sama) - Walski doesn't know if he can take full credit for this one or not, but he's the first person Walski personally knows who used it...
Walski also thinks he's the first to coin the word autopilotocracy - used to describe the previous Abdullah Ahmad Badawi administration (too early to say much about the current one).
Here's a new one Walski just thought of. It's one (made up) word to describe the ongoing discussion/tussle/resistance on whether or not to create a real IPCMC (Independent Police Complaints and Misconduct Commission) or stick to the already created, but rather bogus, Special Complaints Commission (SCC) - stigmata-mata.
Yes, Walski has strange ways to derive fun in his life... just think of it as cunning linguistics....
