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Sunday, September 26, 2010

HENN: Fear and loathing in 1Kartunistan

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Editorial: Fear & Loathing in 1Kartunistan 
myAsylum presents an editorial piece written by 1Kartunistan’s leading cartoon  rights activist G. Kaca - reporting straight from Hell, and soon-to-be Hell-on-Earth, Malaysia. Another episode in the continuing series from the Hell-on-Earth News Network (HENN)

1Kartunistan woke up yesterday morning with its usual enthusiasm for another cartoonish day. Like any other cartoonish day, we thought. Instead, we were shocked to find out that the government of 1Kartunistan wants to propose a licensing bill that may one day make satire, parody and humor capital crimes.

G. Kaca, protagonist & cartoon rights activist, image hosting by Photobucket You may or may not know me – my name is G. Kaca. My uber-sexy soul mate, Dewilicious, and I were featured in a short-lived series of cartoons entitled Kaca’s Eyes.

Short-lived, because our creator, Walski69, was too damned lazy to continue with telling our stories and observations. He’ll probably claim otherwise, if asked, but that’s another fable for another time. 

Regardless, this editorial is not about our dumbass creator. It is about bigger and more critical issues. The government of 1Kartunistan has indicated that it wants to license humor. Will this be the first baby steps in the process of eradicating humor from our lives altogether?

Of late, not a single day passes without something strange and distressing happening in 1Kartunistan. Take for example the brutal slayings, strange accidents, and the National Alphabet Soup Campaign launched the other day. Do you think that all these would be easily acceptable if we didn’t have a sense of humor? Worse, it’s soup that you can’t even eat! Ha ha.

See? It takes humor to make life palatable. Same goes with alphabet soup. But sadly, it seems that they now want to take it away. Or at least legislate and license it to the point of not being funny anymore. Sigh…  
(let humor reign free, and more, in the full post)

Whether the authorities want to admit it or not, humor – be it in the form of satire, parody or even silly Scenario-style slapstick – adds another dimension to our otherwise 2-dimensional existence. Granted there are 3D cartoons, but these are, in fact, heretical pop ups. We were drawn in 2D, and that’s the existence that our creators have deemed fit to have us remain.

But I digress.

The point is, take away the added dimension of humor, and all we’ll be left with is the drabness of Senyum Kambing, otherwise known as the “lame incumbents” here in 1Kartunistan. It is the worst imaginable aspect of being 2-dimensional – drab and boring. Is that what we will be doomed to become if the proposed legislation goes through – terminally 2-dimensional and totally devoid of humor?

Are we to take these proposals lying down? Of course we are – we hate pop-up cartoons, as I’ve already mentioned. But in our 2D capacity, lying down, we must speak up. Speak up so loudly that we seem 3-dimensional. That last sentence does sound a little delusional, but that’s what we’ve been driven to become.

So depressing is the state of 1Kartunistan that it has forced a cartoon character to write an editorial, who, try as hard as he may to sound funny, can’t. It doesn’t get more 2-delusional than this, folks.

Dewilicious, G. Kaca's soul mate, and all around babeness, image hosting by Photobucket Just think of the ramifications, if this anti-humor licensing legislation goes through. We may one day be required to have permits to smile, **smirk**, **giggle**. That would be akin to requiring a permit for humans to breathe, which as cartoons, we fortunately don’t have to.

Worse, is the self-loathing of the 1Kartunistan powers that be – do we hate ourselves so much that we wish to legislate (and possibly eradicate) the one characteristic that makes us cartoons?

To the uninitiated, or human, it would almost seem that we, as a cartoon nation, have been gripped by a kind of cartoonaphobia. Fear of cartoons, which, in the context of 1Kartunistan, translates to fear of ourselves. And of our own shadows. Boo!

The last straw was the incarceration of a creator a few days ago. The reason? Well, quite honestly, we don’t have a clue. But 1Kartunistan having become what it is, we can only guess it’s self-loathing and irrational fear. Cartoonaphobia, in other words.

Dewilicious and I would therefore like to make a stand. While lying down and being 2-dimensional, of course. And that stand is to remain funny, sarcastic, parody-ish, and any qualities that make us naturally funny as cartoons.

Legislating humor is against cartoon nature. Let this be a warning to the 1Kartunistan powers that be – we, her cartoon citizens, refuse to have our inalienable rights to be funny be curtailed in any way, shape or form.

Allow us to be naturally funny unencumbered, or risk a revolt. And that revolt will be in the form of us cartoons to be revoltingly funny. A revolting revolt. So funny, we’ll all die laughing. Mwahahahahahah…

Funny? No, we don’t think so either.
(© 2010 - Hell-on-Earth News Network)

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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

20 Albums (and then some)

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Walski’s introductory fore note: This post first appeared as a note on Walski’s Facebook page. His film director friend, Tony Pietra Pohlsen (whose work can be viewed in the award-winning series Ghosts, and who tagged Walski to begin with), suggested that the note should also be posted on myAsylum. Walski’s done just that, and what you read here is a slightly expanded version. For a change, you’ll read something written in the first person. In case you haven’t been following this blog for long myAsylum doesn’t only focus on socio-politics (that would be über depressing), but also touches on other things that interest Walski – music, incidentally, is one of them.

My music connoisseur friend Tony Pietra Pohlsen tagged me on this note meme. I don't usually propagate memes, but I'll make an exception this time around since music is kinda my thang. Among other thangs.

Here are the original meme instructions:
"Think of 20 albums that had such a profound effect on you they changed your life or the way you looked at it. They sucked you in and took you over for days, weeks, months, years. These are the albums that you can use to identify time, places, people, emotions. These are the albums that no matter what they were thought of musically shaped your world. When you finish, tag 15 others, including me. Make sure you copy and paste this part so they know the drill. Get the idea now? Good. Tag, you're it!"

So here goes (had to do a deep neural search thru my memory archives for this task), in no particular order of influence or chronology. Those who know (or think they know) my taste in music may be a bit surprised. The first 10 are from my earliest memories of music until I turned 18. The second half are mind-blowing albums from 18 on...
(Walski’s 20, and then some, in the full post)

1. Osibisa – Welcome Home
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This was my introduction to "World Music", and is an album that my dad bought sometime in 1976. What initially caught my eye was the art-work, which was really funky cool. Only later did I discover that the groups original logo (and the album covers for their first two albums) was designed by the legendary Roger Dean. Music-wise, it was a departure from regular pop music at the time.

2. Paul McCartney & Wings – Band on the Run 
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Having grown up on The Beatles, this was the first album post-Fab Four that I personally owned. At the time (aged 12), I was studying classical guitar, the beautiful guitar work (mainly by Denny Laine and McCartney) became an inspiration for me to continue studying guitar, which I formally did until I was about 18 and this dreaded thing called "SPM" loomed its ugly head.

3. The Police – Regatta de Blanc 
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Introduced to me by my cousin when I was 17, this triggered the start of how my taste in music began to change. I've always loved music, but my exposure up to then had been to "safe" acts like Air Supply, Lionel Richie, Barry Manilow, etc. But this album kinda changed all that. The Police remains on my all-time list of musical favorites to this day.

4. The Boomtown Rats – Mondo Bongo 
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Another "cool" album introduced to me by my cousin. This furthered my liking for "unusual" music. Alor Setar in the late 70s and early 80s wasn't exactly the gravitational center of cool, and this album (with Regatta de Blanc) became the gravitational epicenter of my being attracted to the unconventional and non-pop. When I discovered The Boomtown Rats, “I Don’t Like Mondays” their most recognizable song, from their previous album, The Fine Art of Surfacing, wasn’t one that I had even heard of (Alor Setar and all) – that came much, much later. My favorite tracks from this album, as I recall, are “Banana Republic” and “Mood Mambo”. Again, not something a typical 17 year old from Alor Setar was listening to at the time.

5. Steve Miller Band – Fly Like An Eagle 
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Believe it or not, this is the album that introduced me to electronica. Being 12 at the time, it was a mind-blowing departure from what you'd hear on the radio, or the likes of Bad Company and Grand Funk Railroad (two personal favorites at the time). I'm very fortunate that my parents never really objected to what I listened to (nor understood, in all likelihood), or if they did, never stopped me from listening to what I wanted. That said, I'm quite sure one of dad's disappointments was that he never managed to instill the love for Andy Williams, Perry Como or Teresa Carpio... heh heh heh...

6. Queen – A Night At The Opera 
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Another classic album, I suppose - the combining of operatic sensibilities and rock. In retrospect, this album, in particular the very epic, recognizable, and popular Bohemian Rhapsody, was probably the first realization of the universality of Islam, strange as that may sound. I remember, as a 12 year old, my dad frowning upon the song, for its use of "Bismillah". He never could articulate why he objected to it, and therefore couldn't dissuade from my position that the song's intent was to articulate "In the name of God" in an exotic way. Put it simply, it was a win-win argument - dad never lost the argument, and I have gone and discovered just how universal Islamic teachings are. Which is why I always object to the notion that rock is immoral... Yes, I'm strange that way :p

7. Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here 
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I was probably around 11 when I first heard this album, whose only attraction at the time was the album cover. My encounter with Wish You Were Here came not long after watching the Irwin Allen film "The Towering Inferno", so you can guess why the fascination with fire. This was also my introduction to the idea of a concept album, the entire body of work revolving around a central theme. In that sense, it was nothing like I'd ever heard till then. Pink Floyd remains one of my all-time favorite music acts.

8. Uriah Heep – Demons & Wizards 
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Another album to which I was attracted to by its cover art - again, it's by Roger Dean (who wasn’t at all significant to me at the time). I believe I was 12 when I first heard this, and once again what got me was the acoustic guitar intro to The Wizard, the album’s title track. In my time, rock wasn't really objected to by my parents - they just avoided it. Perhaps another thing that made this album attractive at the time was the whole concept of magic and wizardry, at a time long, long before Harry Potter became the de facto kiddie mystic influence – back then it was Merlin (of the King Arthur fable).

9. Air Supply – The One That You Love 
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This is one of the two rather embarrassing inclusions (#10 being the other one). All my friends in school were into Air Supply at the time (this would have been when I was around 16), and to "fit in" I listened to this album. In fact, Air Supply was the first concert I went to - in KL somewhere around 1980 or 81. But the reason why this album in particular is Rex Goh, Singaporean-born guitarist who plays on this album, and who performed in the KL concert (held in Stadium Negara). The thought that someone from the geographical neighborhood could be part of an international music outfit was rather inspiring (Rex plays guitar, my instrument of choice). I suppose everyone has liked a particular band in the past that they would rather not admit to... well, this is one of mine.

10. Bee Gees – Spirits Having Flown 
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Like #9, this is another one that I'd rather not admit to, but I guess it's time I came clean, so to speak... ha ha.... This was their first post disco-heydey production, and I must admit that what I did like about Spirits Having Flown is the musical arrangement. I did like the Bee Gees when I was a lot younger (from their S.W.A.L.K. days, the era their most popular oldies came from). On a more personal note, being 17 and in love does have its down side - mine was the Bee Gees. I also happen to remember the shock that long-time Bee Gees fans felt when they heard the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever. I suppose Spirits Having Flown was a way for them to return to normalcy after being lost in disco wonderland...

** College opened my eyes - and ears - to a plethora of music that has since shaped my taste in music. While in college, incidentally, I was a radio deejay at my college radio station KLSU. It was at the radio station that my musical horizons were broadened... Again, in no particular order of chronology or importance, the remainder of the list. **

11. Dalis Car – The Waking Hour 
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Formed by Peter Murphy (ex-Bauhaus), Mick Karn (ex-Japan) and Paul Vincent Lawford, Dalis Car's The Waking Hour was an introduction to mystic cool, combining the feel of eastern mysterio rhythms and sounds, combined with goth romanticism and a touch of avant-garde art rock. Dalis Car was my early introduction to the world of alternative music, through which I discovered Bauhaus and Japan, two seminal bands that became, in their own way, great influences on rock and pop. Word has it that Murphy and Karn are currently working on reunion Dalis Car album later this year. Something to definitely look forward to.

12. Adrian Belew – Lone Rhino 
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In my book, Adrian Belew is a living legend when it comes to guitar effects. The man can conjure just about any imaginable sound through the guitar, which can be heard in the latter day King Crimson configurations (Discipline and beyond). I had the opportunity to watch Belew perform live with his then band The Bears, where he played a few numbers from Lone Rhino. The live rendition of The Lone Rhinoceros was quite spectacular and emotional. For those of you who may not be familiar with Adrian Belew, he’s worked with Frank Zappa, David Bowie, The Talking Heads, and of course, a solo career in addition to his work with King Crimson.

13. Brian Eno / David Byrne – My Life in the Bush of Ghosts 
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This is one of the earliest album to use sampling of other recordings to form an integral part of the music, a concept that has been used extensively in the hip-hop genre. Mind-blowing is perhaps a good description (although I've heard some describe it as either creepy or weird), and it is truly a groundbreaking opus. It also features contributions from other notable musicians such as Chris Franz, Bill Laswell, and David Van Tieghem. I still have the original release (1981) on vinyl, and have yet to listen to the expanded 2006 re-release. Be that as it may, this remains an important collection of creativity that helped shaped popular music as we know it today.

14. The Cure – The Head on the Door 
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Their 1985 release was my introduction to The Cure, from which point I began to listen to their back catalog (all the way to their debut Three Imaginary Boys), and pretty much everything they've put out since. The syrup-pretentious voice of Robert Smith is one unmistakable signature in popular music, and is something that remains unique, regardless of the many whom have tried to imitate it. This album is important because it's the one that started my musical love affair with the group, that remains alive until today. From a group history viewpoint, it marked the return of Simon Gallup who joined the group in 1979 (after their debut Three Imaginary Boys, and before their sophomore release Seventeen Seconds), and left after the release of Pornography. I’ve been fortunate enough to see The Cure live twice, including a superb show in New Orleans for the Disintegration tour, during which they played for close to 3 solid hours!

15. Revolting Cocks – Big Sexy Land 
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Around 1986 industrial-electronica dance – also called Electronic Body Music (EBM) – started to emerge and become popular in the US. This album is one of the pioneers in that genre, albeit much rougher sounding than earlier European influences. This album expanded my liking for electronica in a totally new, grungier direction. This was Revolting Cocks’ first major release, well before they became known as RevCo in the later stages of their career.

16. Dukes of Stratosphear – Psonic Psunspot 
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This is mind-fuck psychedelia at its very best, ESPECIALLY if listened to under the influence of certain illegal substances. The real identity of this short-lived project is the popular 80s Brit-pop group XTC. Combining Beatles-era psychedelia with pomp, mystery and the occasional odd sounds/voices, this album became an adventure on its own, and became my introduction to a part of my brain that up till then remained hidden. More importantly, however, the listening "sessions" I had with a group of very close friends created a special bond with these individuals that remains until this day. 'Nuff said, lest I incriminate myself any further :p

17. Kraftwerk – Computer World 
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No album list from someone who loves electronica would be complete without the mention of Kraftwerk, the grand-daddies of electronic music. This was my introduction to the German group that would become the influence of numerous artistes for decades (including the EBM genre mentioned above). Like with many other artistes and genres, I went backwards and forwards through their catalog, starting with this album.

18. Wire – The Ideal Copy 
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My introduction to another group that had a lasting influence on popular music. This was their return from a 6-year hiatus, and became the catalyst for me to dig up their earlier works (Pink Flag, Chairs Missing, and 154), as well as follow their career henceforth. Wire has been credited as an influence by a number of later groups who have expressed their fondness for these musical pioneers, like R.E.M. and Franz Ferdinand, to name a couple.

19. Peter Gabriel – So 
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While this by no means how I discovered Peter Gabriel, or classic Genesis for that matter, this album holds a special meaning to me. In particular, the duet with Kate Bush, so aptly entitled Don't Give Up. I won't go into the details of why, but suffice it to say that it prevented a tragedy 20-some years ago which would probably have prevented this from ever being written.

20. The Legendary Pink Dots – Crushed Velvet Apocalypse 
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Last but not least... Edward Ka-Spel and the Dots at their finest and darkest moments. This is psychedelia of a different kind, taking one on a trip into the inner space of one's own mind. Again, there is a special personal friendship bond associated with this album, and will always remain in memory.

** Well, that's my 20 - there are at least 20 others that I would've loved to add, but all good lists have to come to an end. When it comes to music, in a nutshell, I like everything from Mozart to Marilyn Manson, and almost everything in between. Yes, even house, trip-hop, etc. is okay in small doses. Hope that you've learned something new about me via these, and that you share your 20, too. **

Addendum
Because he was limited to 20, there are a lot of other music works that Walski has had to omit from the original note. Those who know Walski, or have been following this blog for a significant amount of time, would have noticed the very conspicuous omission of Nine Inch Nails

NIN album montage, image hosting by PhotobucketA very special visual mention, since Walski didn't include any NIИ in the 20

So, too, are a number of other albums and artistes that more than deserve mention. But sometimes we have to live within certain limits, which makes it very difficult for someone with an eclectic taste in music. Like Walski. So you pretty much have to live with these 20 for now.

This post has been a needed respite from Malaysian socio-politics, which quite frankly has gotten to such a state of ridiculousness that sometimes Walski honestly can’t bring himself to comment on. We seem to get from one silly peak to the next idiotic low, with apparently no avail.

All in all, this means that you’ll probably get to see posts touching on other things that Walski holds dear. Like this music-related post, for starters.

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Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Gravity of Fear

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Some weeks back, Walski wrote a post about how low we’ve descended into the realms of bigotry, self-loathing, and plain old fear-mongering.

The inspiration for this post all began with something very simple – a tweet from one of Walski’s Twitter friends, @jessicarabbit5, about 3 weeks ago or so. Essentially, she was lamenting how she thought we’d reached rock bottom (with this government, specifically), but we seem to be getting worse every day.

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Because he procrastinated on getting this post out, Walski honestly can’t remember what triggered @jessicarabbit5’s lament specifically. But in general, it’s about the depths we have descended, collectively as a nation, into the deep dark hole of despair. Generally speaking, it is also about the many people (Walski included) who are really sick and tired of the non-stop politicking of anything and everything that can be politicized – even charitable mosque visits.

And @jessicarabit5’s tweet inspired a thought that laid the foundation for Walski’s reply, in the form of an observation: “Doom can have a gravity field of its own. Hence, the deeper u go down the well of oblivion, the harder it is to get out”.

It’s kind of like depression, if you think about it. The longer one suffers from it, the more difficult it will be to rid oneself of it. And trust Walski on this one – he’s suffered from clinical depression before, and lifting one’s self out of personal gloom and doom mode isn’t easy.

In the case of Walski’s depression, it took a whole lot of wanting to get better, plus love and support from his friends.

When it comes to being depressed about Malaysia – and there is a lot to be depressed about – it will take a massive collective will to fight the cancerous influences of negativity surrounding us.

But just like clinical depression, the first step towards recovery is to recognize and admit that there is a problem. Remaining in denial doesn’t help one single bit. 
(the gravitational forces of fear, and more, in the full post)

Perhaps the most obvious, and vocal, influence of negativity comes from the various rights groups that have sprouted like mushrooms post-March 2008. Most notable among these would, of course, be Perkasa.

From an observer’s viewpoint, groups such as Perkasa (and their various associates) have an impact on public policy, whether or not such an impact is admitted to by the policy makers. The most glaring impact has been on how proposed reform measures seem to not move as quickly as we think they should move. Worse, the impression that to appease the likes of Perkasa, the bold reforms planned are retracted or watered down.

For example, the New Economic Model (NEM) that was announced by the Prime Minister earlier this year was almost immediately attacked by Perkasa as not being in line with their agenda for Malay rights, even going as far as saying that these measures would be unconstitutional. Even though the details of the NEM weren’t, at the time, really clear to anyone.

Is Perkasa championing a situation where Malaysians can not be equal citizens by virtue of citizenship alone?

It makes one really wonder what kind of 1Malaysia Ibrahim Ali and Perkasa have in mind. And that got Walski thinking: exactly what makes organizations like Perkasa tick?

He took the thought one step further and started to analyze the various police reports and rhetorical pronouncements that have come from Perkasa and their associated organizations, such as MPM (Majlis Perundingan NGO Melayu – or Malay NGO Consultative Council). More recently there was Kelab Belia Graduan 1Malaysia (1Malaysia Youth Graduates Club – the group that filed a police report against the MyConstitution campaign for being “seditious”). Granted that KGB1M is not associated with Perkasa per se, certain thought processes seem to follow the same vein.

In Walski’s assessment, the root cause for the emergence and influence of these bodies can be distilled down to one basic human characteristic – fear. In this case, the fear of change.

Ibrahim Ali mentioned Article 153 of the Federal Constitution in the video clip above. This article is frequently quoted by Perkasa and various Malay rights advocates. What is not usually mentioned is that Article 153 does not stand in isolation, and in fact, references other provisions of the constitution. Plus, what Ibrahim Ali mentions (with regards to scholarships, etc.) is as a consequence of Article 153 and whose quantums are not explicitly enumerated.

Kempen PerlembagaanKu / MyConstitution campaign, image hosting by Photobucket In this context, let’s look at the opposition to the MyConstitution campaign a little closer. It started sometime in mid-August with a rather cryptic report quoting Perak state mufti Harussani Zakaria claiming that a “new constitution” was being promoted by certain folks (via The Nut Graph).

It didn’t help that Harussani refused to reveal his source. This pretty much opened him up to being accused of fear-mongering.

Then, Utusan perpetuated Harussani’s fear by publishing an editorial piece entitled “Benar, 'perang besar' boleh berlaku di Malaysia" (True, a 'big war' could happen in Malaysia) a day or so later, followed up by another piece “Perlembagaan digugat?” (Constitution threatened?) (note: both links are PDF files).

Not long after that Angin Perubahan, a pro-UMNO blog, presented “proof” of this alternate constitution. Turns out, the so-called proof was Fahmi Reza’s 2008 documentary, “10 Tahun Sebelum Merdeka”. Specifically, it made reference to a portion of the documentary where the People’s Constitution (Perlembagaan Rakyat), proposed by the AMCJA in 1947, was compared to the Federal Constitution.

Walski honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when he stumbled upon the blog post. And then, of course, the police report made by KBG1M.

But the online attacks on the MyConstitution campaign didn’t stop with the posting mentioned above. Instead, it’s been taken up further by UMNO’s Unit Media Baru (UMB), headed by UMNO Youth Exco Member Tun Faisal Ismail bin Aziz.

UMB was set up as a cyber voice to speak on behalf of UMNO. It’s style, however, is not much different from many sensationalist pro-UMNO blogs.

So, why the accusation against the MyConstitution campaign of being seditious, when the intent is to educate the general public on what the Federal Constitution is (and isn’t), and what it allows for (and doesn’t)?

Walski thinks it’s fear. And it’s a fear on several levels – the fear that the people will know too much and realize that much Perkasa’s rhetoric is hogwash, which in turn feeds their fear of UMNO losing political power, and which conjures up the fears of being sidelined even more from an economic standpoint.

When trying to overcome clinical depression, after admitting that there is a problem, the road to recovery requires a conducive environment. In Walski’s case, as he’s mentioned previously, it was the love and support of those who cared enough for him.

How does one overcome fear? One of the often stated methods is to face it. It doesn’t help, however, when one’s environment goes out of the way to reinforce those fears. The end result is usually a case where the reinforcement feeds your fears to the point that even the mere mention of said fears evokes mind-killing emotions.

In the case of what the Malays apparently fear, this reinforcement comes, among others, in the form of one elder statesman named Dr. Mahathir Mohamed, who is, for all practical purposes, Perkasa’s patron saint. Dr. M may have done a lot of good for the nation during his tenure as Prime Minister, but being Perkasa’s cheerleader isn’t helping one iota.

Why? Simply put, what Dr. M has been saying of late legitimizes Perkasa’s methods of “upholding” Malay rights. These methods involve attempted suppression of views and opinions contrary to their own worldview. For example, in 2010 alone, no less than 20 different police reports have been filed by Perkasa to-date against a whole host of folks. Most of these were for articles or speech which offended their sensibilities. It’s almost as if Perkasa can say and do pretty much whatever they like, but the same cannot apply to others.

Image taken from 21stCenturyMed, hosting by Photobucket But can the suppression of views eradicate their fears? Walski thinks not. In fact, suppression of contrarian viewpoints does the opposite, and instead reinforces those fears. In addition, suppression also reinforces the fear sufferers’ denial by sweeping problems under the carpet. Not good, all told.

It’s human nature to opt for choices deemed easier. Not doing anything about depression is easy. Same thing with fears. But what’s the real cost of inaction and doing nothing?

The feeling of doom and helplessness, as Walski mentioned early in the post, has a gravity field of its own. Not doing anything about these fears means that you allow them to fester and take over your psyche, making them more difficult to address as time goes by. But to start doing something about it, one has to admit that a problem exists.

Franklin D. Roosevelt once said that “there’s nothing to fear, but fear itself”. Meanwhile, on a faraway fictional universe, the powerful social order of the Bene Geserit recite this incantation in times of danger:

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

(source: Dune by Frank Hebert, via Wikipedia)

Perhaps it’s time to face whatever fears we perceive, before its powerful gravitational sucks us in even deeper into the well of oblivion. Because once we’ve transferred ourselves into the clutches of oblivion’s even stronger gravity field, escape will be something that we may only be able to dream of.

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Friday, September 17, 2010

"That Okay Song" is way beyond OK

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After posting his Malaysia Day post yesterday morning, Walski got to thinking – it’s great to be positive about moving forward as one nation and all, but exactly who is gonna get us there?

Our politicians? Save a handful who truly have Malaysia at heart, Walski thinks not. And that applies across the board and across the various political divides – whatever the heck those might actually be.

Our so-called leaders? Again, Walski has his doubts. Okay, so they’re are in a position of leadership and all, but real leadership is not bending over backwards to please any Tom, Dick and Ibrahim, based on their every little parochial threat, disingenuous and faulty logic,  and most of all, their petty wishes. That could be a lot of other things, but it certainly ain’t leadership. Simply being in a position of leadership doesn’t mean that you automatically have the qualities to lead.

So, who’s gonna take Malaysia to greatness, and beyond?
(yes, the kids are alright, and more, in the full post)

Before Walski answers that question, though, watch this video first – the rest of the post makes reference to it.

That Okay Song

No, it's not the cast, crew and friends of That Effing Show. Not even Patrick Teoh. Rather, it's who they represent – ordinary young (and not so young) Malaysians who truly care about this country.

That’s who’s gonna take us to greatness. And beyond.

Consider this – the video you (hopefully) saw wasn’t just something slapped together, slip-shod style, done just for the sake of doing something for Hari Malaysia. To Walski, it was nothing short of a true labor of love. And, he would dare guess, true love for this tiny piece of planet Earth we know as Malaysia.

To Walski, the music video above is something that was very well thought out, crafted, and executed with passion and, most importantly, with perfection and excellence in mind. And executed by a group of very talented individuals.

These qualities are, in fact, the very things lacking in how our country seems to have been run for the longest time.

The video could have very easily been rushed out without a care for quality. After all, That Effing Show has a faithful niche following, which Walski would guess is pretty forgiving. Instead, it was a quality video, produced much better than it needed to have been.

He doesn’t know exactly how many manhours went into shooting and producing That Okay Song, but considering the tight editing and just about perfect lip-sync (plus the at least 37 takes of Patrick’s voice over), Walski thinks it was a heckuva lot of hours put in.

Knowing a thing or three about music and video production, Walski is aware of the tweaking and re-takes that must have had to be done to get the video right. And probably some changes along the way, too, when it was realized that the original plan didn’t quite cut it. In other words, the Effing kids probably didn’t strictly, obediently, and blindly stick to all the original plans just because it had been planned that way. Sometimes plans have to be tweaked along the way in order that the intended result is achieved. This, by the way, is true in real life, just as it is the case of video and music production.

Walski hopes that the underlying points he’s highlighted haven’t been lost in the verbiage. What he’s really trying to say is this – the talent and effort put in to produce the quality end product you saw above can be related to many other things. Including nation-building and running a country.

Think about it for a spell… you just might then realize why Walski feels that our nation’s future lies in our talented and capable youth (and not so youthful). Yes, we may be unconventional sometimes, but we do know what we are doing, and we are more than aware of what needs doing.

Finally, a big thank you to Azmyl Yunor, Ezra Zaid, Faiq Syazwan Kuhiri, Grey Yeoh, Hardesh Singh, Mark Teh, and Umapagan Ampikaipakan for producing such an awesome piece of work.

And thank you, too, for making Walski realize what it will take to get going and move Malaysia forward. Granted, what he’s written above is somewhat layered with euphemism. But Walski wants you to get your creative juices flowing, too.

Enough with the spoonfeeding – think about what Walski’s written above, and then tell him your version of what you think really lies beneath what’s been written.

In the meantime, hope that you’ve enjoyed the excellent music video by them Effing boys and girls… and once again, Selamat Hari Malaysia.

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Malaysia Day: A Day for ALL Malaysians

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Mrs. Walski’s home state Penang paved the way, and was the first state in Peninsular Malaysia to recognize September 16 as a holiday last year. This year onwards, the Federal Government has made it a national holiday. And about time, too.

Image taken from SK Bt 4 Jalan Apas website, hosting by PhotobucketFor the first time, Walski can really wish you Happy Malaysia Day!

Walski sees it more than just another public holiday. It’s a first step for those in Peninsular Malaysia to realize that Malaysia is made up of more than just the 10 states and Federal Territories of Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi & Putrajaya.

For it was 47 years ago today that Malaysia as we know it really took shape…
(the importance of Malaysia Day, and more, in the full post)

Granted, on September 16, 1963 Singapore, too, gained their independence from Britain and became part of the federation until 1965. But the date is historic and deserves recognition as much as August 31, 1957 does.

For far too long, we in Peninsular Malaysia have taken September 16 pretty much for granted, and instead the focus has been entirely on August 31. Walski personally thinks that this in itself has played a role in how our national narrative has unfolded over the years. Similarly, our political narrative and landscape.

Ironically, it’s taken 47 years for today to have the recognition it rightly deserves. But the road to recognition hasn’t been a very obvious one. The catalyst for September 16 being recognized, in Walski’s opinion, has its roots in another important date: March 8, 2008 – the day Malaysia realized that the country would still “survive” without BN having a ⅔ majority in Parliament. Until then, the “specter” of doom surrounding losing ⅔ majority had become somewhat of an urban legend.

Granted, the politicking has continued since 3-08 rather relentlessly almost without pause, but Malaysia has survived very much intact. The “fear” was pretty much a fear of the unknown.

But Walski digresses. Another result of 3-08 was BN losing Kedah, Penang, Selangor, and for a short while, Perak. And it was in the Pakatan-ruled state of Penang (Pulau Pinang) that September 16 was first given recognition as a state holiday last year.

This year onwards, Malaysia Day becomes a full nationwide public holiday. And while no one in federal government will outright admit it, Walski suspects that if it weren’t for Penang and the other Pakatan states taking the lead, today would still remain a footnote in our national history narrative.

To commemorate September 16, there are a chockfull of activities going on, at least in Kuala Lumpur where Walski resides. One that deserves special mention will be this evening at Rumah Anak Bangsa Malaysia.

Registration for the program opens at 6:30pm, and an evening of meeting and celebrating the real birth of Malaysia with other Malaysians.

Another reason for attending the event is that today also marks the first anniversary of the Saya Anak Bangsa Malaysia initiative.

The event at Rumah Anak Bangsa Malaysia this evening will therefore be a double celebration: 47 years of Malaysia being a nation, as well as the first anniversary of an initiative to bring about a true Malaysian people (bangsa Malaysia).

Rumah Anak Bangsa Malaysia is located at 66 Lorong Setiabistari 1, Taman Bukit Damansara, 50490 Kuala Lumpur (link will bring up a new Google Map window). Incidentally, it’s the same house that used to be the Blog House.

Another event is the Sape Solidarity exhibition, film screening and performance, going on at Central Market Annexe (link will bring up a new Google Map window).

Image taken from the Central Market Annexe website, hosting by Photobucket

The Sape is a traditional stringed musical instrument that originates from Sarawak, sometimes also called the Borneo Lute. The highlight will be the live performance by Kilah Kuit, a well-known sape player, scheduled for 8pm tonight.

The Central Market Annexe will be hosting a number of events this coming weekend (September 18 & 19). You can check out the Annexe Gallery website for a full listing. Among the highlights, however, are Arts for Grabs Malaysia Day 2010, and an installment of the OtherMalaysia lectures, “TWO, THEN THREE, THEN FOUR COLOURS: A Potted History of the Malaysian Flag", by none other than Farish A. Noor.

Another celebration of today – MalaysiaKU : Celebrating Malaysia Day (via Facebook), happening at Bangkung Row (link will bring up a new Google Map window), located off of Jalan Maarof in Bangsar. There’s really a lot going on, so check out the invitation page on Facebook (see link above) for details.

One final thing that Walski would like to highlight is an initiative that has just been launched today, called Our Ideal Malaysia. It’s quite simple: the site allows Malaysians to express what we want to make this nation better. Suggestions will be collected between now and August 15th, 2011, after which these will be forwarded to the Prime Minister, heads of all political parties, as well as to the media for Malaysia Day 2011. Our Ideal Malaysia also has a companion Facebook page. So, if there are things about the country that bother you and you have suggestions on how to make Malaysia better, here’s your opportunity. In the coming days, Walski will be writing a bit more about this initiative.

All in all, a lot of positivity has so far emanated from Malaysia Day, which makes Walski happy. Perhaps, despite the vicious politicking that seems unending, ordinary Malaysians, of all walks of life, essentially wish for the same thing: an equitable and peaceful Malaysia. While it is disheartening that there are some who wish to retain the status quo where some Malaysians are “more equal than others” regardless of the consequence to the nation as a whole, Walski’s personal feel is that these people form a small minority.

He is certain, that the majority of Malaysians want our nation to progress and be great. There are, perhaps, a number of things that don’t work as well as they could. But to improve upon these things is not an insurmountable task.

But let’s not lie to ourselves – it won’t be easy either.

The key thing is to accept that in order to progress, we have to be willing to change. Without change, we remain stagnant, and to remain stagnant, we open ourselves up to the very real possibility of regressing.

Every journey starts with a single step, and the first small step can be taken today. That small step is to realize that regardless of which state you may come from, regardless of what creed you may belong to, and regardless of what shade of the human skin spectrum you might have acquired, we are all essentially Malaysians – one people with a collective wish to move forward positively as one nation.

And today is our day, when we celebrate her 47th birthday… as one Bangsa Malaysia.

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Monday, September 13, 2010

HENN: New Pattern of Evil Conspiracy?

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Perkasa Rife with Disturbing Symbolism 
myAsylum has obtained exclusive and conclusive information that Perkasa may be more evil than meets the evil eye - reporting straight from Hell, and soon-to-be Hell-on-Earth, Malaysia. Another episode in the continuing series from the Hell-on-Earth News Network (HENN)

Hot on  the revelation that ketupat (plus other traditional food and snacks) contain Freemason/Illuminati symbolism, another shocking discovery announced today revealed possible links between race-rights group Perkasa, and the Illuminati and occult practices.

ROAR (Refuters of Obscurantism And Racism), an obscure investigative NGO, today informed HENN that they had done extensive research on Perkasa’s logo and have found irrefutable evidence that Illuminati and occult influences are present.

Ila Miharbi, spokesperson for ROAR, spoke with HENN earlier today, and revealed the evidence that the NGO had found.

“While we’re not sure if the symbolism is intentional, but the symbolism is definitely there”, Ila said. “Sometimes, the eyes are fooled by how the symbolism is orientated.” And as Ms. Miharbi detailed out ROAR’s findings it would appear that many have indeed been fooled. 
(tersirat, tersurat, tersarat, and more, in the full post)

ROAR earlier provided a very thick dossier providing the proof they claim, and is part of an expose book that the organization is planning to release later this decade.

Entitled “Danger of Hidden Symbols in Anything and Everything”, ROAR’s dossier dedicates an entire section on what they have discovered with the Perkasa logo.

“The beauty of how the symbolism is obscured is in the logo’s orientation (pictured on the left)”, Ila Miharbi told HENN.

“As you can see, nothing obviously wrong or sinister with the logo when it is viewed the right way up, right? Now try turning the logo 90 degrees clockwise, and we start seeing the symbolisms pop out almost immediately.

HENN correspondent Pat Turrut who conducted the telephone interview with Ili Miharbi, did exactly as what was suggested, and was utterly shocked at what he saw.

Almost immediately, the infamous All-Seeing Eye could be spotted in the logo (see ROAR graphic on the right).

“The most common way of concealing symbolism is through orientation. This has been done time and time again by any person or organization wishing to conceal symbolism in logos or pictures,” Ms Miharbi explained.

Ms. Miharbi added that another popular method of obscuring symbolism was to use a technique she calls “wordshapes”.

“This method involves writing words out in a particular shape, hence ‘wordshapes’. Symbolism of this sort usually only becomes obvious once pointed out,” Miharbi said.

“Observe how the words ‘Pribumi Perkasa Negara’ are shaped – from a symbolism point of view, it’s done for a reason.”

As illustrated in ROAR’s dossier, the race rights organization name in the logo forms a crescent.

“In occult symbology, the crescent is often associated with the pagan deity Baphomet. Research has also shown that there is a definite link between the occult and the Illuminati,” Miharbi added.

HENN also learned that it is typical for more than one occult symbol to appear in suspect pictures or imagery.

Ila Miharbi clarified that the Perkasa logo was no different.

“What we also discovered is the embedding of what’s popularly known as the “Number of the Beast – 666,” she said. “These are sometimes not very obvious as the formation of the number “6” is often stylized or obscured to not look like a normally written number “6”.

HENN asked Ila Miharbi what the implications of this discovery were.

“It’s not very clear what the implications are. But being that the logo was probably thought-out and deliberated, the implication is that the organization may be a bit evil. They may not realize that they’re evil, but definitely there is some evil action going on here, probably on the subconscious level.”

HENN then asked if this level of evil could be quantified based on the amount of imagery found.

“Again it’s difficult to say – but our guesstimation puts them in the evil range somewhere between fascism and Barney, with Barney being the more evil. The point, however, is not what level of insidious, but the fact that there is some amount of evil.”

Ila Miharbi also disclosed to HENN that ROAR was in the midst of developing a device called an Evil-O-Meter.

“The Evil-O-Meter is more an algorithm at this stage, as opposed to a physical device, like a wrench. We take various parameters into consideration, including the amount of evil symbolism, and evil behavior, then derive the E-quotient number for a given individual or organization.”

HENN was made to understand that ROAR plans to productize the Evil-O-Meter, once ready.

“We’re toying with several product names, but the favorite at this point seems to be the iEvil,” Ila Miharbi added.

At this point, the jury is still out whether or not Perkasa is evil or not. One thing is for sure: the dreaded Illuminati/Occult scourge has not spared the organization. HENN will be keeping a closed one eye on developments revealed by ROAR, and will report on any new implications discovered. 
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Remembering the fallen

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In slightly more than 12 hours from now, New York City will see the dawn of another bitter anniversary – the attacks that happened on September 11, 2001.

September 11 Memorial, image taken from  Second Edition, hosting by Photobucket

Walski, like many others around the world, remembers exactly what he was doing when he first found out about the tragedy that happened 9 years ago. Let’s not get into the polemics of who was responsible, etc. A tragedy is a tragedy, regardless of whom it befalls.

Today also happens to be the second day of Eid-ul Fitr – Hari Raya Aidil Fitri to Malaysians. And perhaps while we visit one another and ingloriously feast (Malaysians love food, what else can Walski say?) perhaps it’s apt that we forget not the fallen who died that day.
(hate is easy, and more, in the full post)

But it wasn’t just American citizens who died that fateful day 9 years ago. All told, citizens from 54 other countries perished as well, including 4 from Malaysia:

  • Ang Siew Nya
  • Gerard Phillip*
  • Khoo Sei Lai
  • Vijayashanker Paramsothy
* unconfirmed, but remains on most 9/11 casualty lists

Of late, the controversy surrounding the September 11 attacks have been renewed, and centered around the proposal to build the Cordoba House, a few blocks away from the area known as Ground Zero, where the World Trade Center used to stand.

There are opponent and proponents for the cultural center, and Walski doesn’t really wish to get into the debate. The point is, however, that September 11 has officially been attributed to the Al-Qaeda terrorist collective, headed by the elusive (and some say imaginary) Osama bin Laden.

In the minds of some, and by association, however, the blame has been laid squarely upon the religion of Islam. In the United States, since the tragedy, there have been many reports of hate crimes against Muslims, or those “looked like Arabs” (including Sikhs with turbans). Some say that there has been a marked increase.

And as if to perpetuate this claim of blame upon the entire Muslim populace, one slightly loony pastor in Florida has plans to burn as many copies of the Holy Quran that he could find. Fortunately, the planned book burning, slated for today has been indefinitely postponed (via The Miami Herald).

To lay blame for the September 11 attacks upon all Muslims is, of course, as ridiculous as saying all Christians wish for nothing more than to burn the Quran and be hateful towards Muslims.

Image taken from MarioPiperni.com, hosting by Photobucket

One thing is clear though – as exemplified in the cartoon above – hate breeds hate. An act of hate (burning the Quran) will begat more hatred among Muslims worldwide, not just towards one off-kilter fringe pastor in Florida, but perhaps against all Christians.

It is therefore fortunate that the pastor has called off the burning amidst pressure from the majority of his countrymen (and women). Fortunate not so much because his act of hatred will inflame others and perpetuate the hate, but because what he intended to do is, in fact, dishonoring those who fell today 9 years ago.

We shouldn’t remember September 11 with hatred, because when we do, the real winners are those who thrive on hate and mayhem. Whoever they may be. Hate is all-consuming, and in the end it becomes a zero-sum game – everybody loses.

Don’t know about you, but Walski definitely doesn’t like to lose. Or, be a loser – what Walski feels people who intrinsically hate essentially are.

Nope. What he will do today is remember, with some amount of sadness, those who fell 9 years ago on this day. But at the same time, he will also be thankful to God for giving the majority of His children the world over the strength to not hate.

It’s very easy to hate. To understand, empathize with, and wishing upon others peace and love – that takes effort. But it’s effort worth making, as we remember the fallen as well as all the others who have suffered because of the events that took place nine years ago…

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Friday, September 10, 2010

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri 1431/2010

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Eid Mubarrak to all readers of, and visitors to myAsylum.

Selamat Hari Raya to all myAsylum readers, image hosting from myAsylumImage source disclosure - source images have been taken from various places:
mosque & background, crescent moon, and ketupat.

It’s customary in Malaysia to seek forgiveness from one another during this joyous celebration, marking the end of Ramadhan.

Not to buck tradition too much, myAsylum would like to say that if any of our postings have inadvertently offended in any way, then please accept Walski’s apology. Sarcasm and cynicism can hurt, but it’s important to always see the underlying reasons for such sarcasm and cynicism. And it’s very rare that Walski ever does anything without a valid reason.

While Walski apologizes for the inadvertent hurt and possible insult, he is not, however, apologizing for what he does in general – social comment, myAsylum style. 
(Walski’s Raya message, in the full post)

Malaysia, as a collective of many diverse communities, has unfortunately become hyper-sensitive as she traverses through the years. To some, the mere comment invokes feelings of being insulted. To others, things that are not there are somehow “seen” and “read”.

The recent uproar over the unique, albeit non-traditional, Hari Raya advert from TV3 is a testament to just how overly sensitive we’ve gotten. Life, it seems cannot be about fun anymore. If it has to be fun, then fun can only be expressed through rigidly defined parameters. Now, what fun is that?

Walski doesn’t blame it on any single one factor. In fact, many factors have collectively contributed to how sensitive we’ve become. Religion and politics are, perhaps, two of the major ones.

Because of politics, even goodwill is seen as sinister – those of you who’ve been following the goings on of political Malaysia will know what Walski’s on about.

But as we celebrate Eid-ul Fitr, or Hari Raya Aidil Fitri as it’s known in Malaysia, let us for once put our political and religious differences aside.

Any cultural or religious celebration in Malaysia used to be a celebration for all Malaysians, regardless of creed or color. It seems that it’s becoming less and less about sharing, and instead, becoming more and more about what’s ours and what’s theirs.

This, good people, has gotta change.

And today, as Muslims in Malaysia (and the world over) celebrate their triumph over deceit and self-importance (in theory, at least), let’s take the opportunity Hari Raya has given us to demonstrate again what being Malaysian is all about.

Let’s share the joy – one and all – amongst Malaysians. It’s an opportunity that shouldn’t be taken for granted.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri to Malaysians of all walks of life, creeds and colors… let’s celebrate the day joyously, and share that joy with all and sundry…

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