Horny Devil...

Technorati tags: Humor, WTF, Horny Devil, Sex, Offbeat News

This post would’ve been out yesterday had it not been for the bit of unnecessary wtf news, courtesy of Kosmo! that Walski blogged earlier. Monday July 27 sure had more of its fair share of bizarre news.

Why The Star even bothers to pick up such fodder (from Harian Metro’s Sunday edition, no less), is really beyond Walski. But he admits that it makes for an amusing read.

The headline probably seems innocuous enough – but reading through the entire article is another matter, altogether. Makes you wonder which is worse, though – too little, or too much.

In this particular “too much of a good thing” case, it seems that it’s all the fault of The Devil… the horny bastard! 
(evil horny twins, horny devil expert, and more, in the full post)

Walski usually tries to avoid doing cut ‘n paste. But this bit of news kinda warranted it. From the aforementioned article in The Star, continuing with the second case (emphasis by myAsylum):

Nazri said according to the wife, the husband had the ritual of going to the bathroom before having sex with her.

“It all started when he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night. The wife did not suspect anything then as she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband.

“But when the situation persisted, she discussed the matter with her mother-in-law, who told her that it was a normal behaviour.

She told her own mother, who brought her to the religious department to file a report because the latter thought it was sexual abuse,” he said.

Investigation found that the husband’s demeanour was strange.

The wife and her family had a shock when they found “two individuals” that look alike in the bathroom.
(source: The Star)

Evil horny twins? Or was it a devilishly strange object called… a mirror? And did they look different outside the bathroom? In any case, no details were given in the report as to whether the additional guy disappeared eventually. Or if they eventually had a threesome.

Stranger still is that Malaysia has expertise in the area of horny devils.

Religious leader Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz claimed that it was not impossible for a man to have sex many times in one night if he was “friendly with the devil”.

“It is not impossible for the devil to have carnal intercourse with the man’s wife.

“This happens because the devil can appear to look like the husband,” he said.

He said that while it was normal for a man to want sex two or three times a day, anything more than the usual would most probably not be the husband but the devil.
(source: The Star)

Oh, and an authority on being horny in general, too. So, let Walski get this right: two, or three times… OK! Anything more than that…

SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!
(sorry folks, just couldn't resist that)

Meanwhile, in other not so related news…

The best part of this story is what the girl gets as part of the grand prize: a free plane ticket to Malaysia!

How ironic. Lil’ Miss Morality gets to travel to Malaysia… where the Horny Devils roam.