Visions of Gwen in a Burka

Technorati tags: Humor, Religion, Gwen Stefani, PAS, PAS Youth, Ban Everything

First it was NUMMSkulls, and now the patron saints of Ban Everything, have also joined in to the fray protesting Gwen Stefani's concert next Tuesday.

Ban everything...

Already, Gwen has conceded by agreeing to "abide by Malaysian authorities' guidelines" (as reported by the Star), but apparently this is still not good enough for PAS Youth. As everybody knows, women are the root of all evil. And someone as evil as Gwen Stefani will definitely lead folks towards moral decay... and you wonder why Muslims get such great press all the time, eh?

Okay, admittedly her music is pretty vile, but that's not grounds for disallowing her to perform. Any Tom, Dick and Stefani should be allowed to perform. At the end of the day, it's the consumer who should decide what's good and what's not for themselves - personally. Walski definitely won't be surrendering his intellect to PAS Youth any time soon, that's for sure.

Perhaps Stefani should emulate this Kabul babe-rock outfit, and cover up - totally. At least, Walski thinks they're babes... it's kinda hard to tell with burkas. For all you know, it's actually Ben's Bitches in drag!
(the Blue Burka video, and more, in the full post)

Having Gwen cover up like this would probably be a wet-dream come true for some folks. And hey... it's also an opportunity for anyone wanting to take to the stage... anonymously. And if you have a burka made out of kevlar, they're great for bank heists, too...