Goofy French Threesome Scandal
Technorati tags: Political Suicide, Humor, Politics, Stupidity, Tian Chua, Altantuya
Update @ 0804 hrs: More bloggers lament Tian Chua's faux pas (at the end of the post)
Walski truly doesn't understand what the fuck Tian Chua had in mind when he posted this picture. And if the intention was to get publicity from the press, it sure didn't amount to squat (even Malaysiakini didn't make a mention).
Only an idiotic imbecile would actually think this picture is real
(click on image to view source)
Even if you didn't have Kickdefella's exposé, one glance at the picture and you'd know immediately that it is fake. And Tian Chua should've had the decency to at least mention somewhere in the post that the picture was a simulation.
It's about as real as the Siti Nurhaliza nude pictures that used to float around the Internet a while back.
Walski would've done it totally different. What he would have done would've been to make into satire instead.
And then implicate Goofy. Everyone knows, once you get Goofy involved, the most tense of situations immediately become comedic. Without any effort, almost.
(the Goofy scandal pix, and more, in the full post)
The real thing... Disney 3some scandal of the century!!
(image sources at the end of the post)
And of course, you leave it to the imagination of the reader/viewer why Goofy was chosen to be the character in the middle. Roll-on-the-floor laughter usually follows. Especially if the three had really gotten it on. Heh... now try to get that mental image out of your mind in a hurry.
But noooo... Tian Chua, Malaysia's Numero Uno Political Martyr (according to Walski's buddy KTemoc), decided to make it a serious post. And in the process, chip away at whatever little credibility he has left as a politician. Sad, sad, sad...
You know, as much as Walski does think, by and large, that BN has evolved into a bunch of blithering idiots, this unfunny stunt by Tian Chua goes to prove that the available alternative isn't any better. It's like Malaysia is totally, unanimously and thoroughly FUCKED when it comes to what Walski can expect for the future, at least from a political standpoint.
Makes Siber Party of Malaysia (SIPM) actually almost look like a more viable alternative.
At least they're intelligent. And more importantly, funny.
Other blogs that have posted on this:
- Kickdefella
- Magpie
- Malaysia Today
- O.B.E.
- Rocky's Bru
Update @ 0804 hrs:
- Bobjots
- Jebat
- Keadilan Gombak
- KTemoc Konsiders
- Universally Positive, Radical Scope
- Where's My Noose?
... and probably many more...
Photo credit phoote note: Apart from the base picture, whose source is already given above, the Mickey and Minnie heads were taken from Magical Day, and the Goofy head from Julian Hsu's blog.