MENJ's Declaration of War and Walski's Response

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This post comes many, many hours overdue, but some people actually have a real day job to do...

Walski knew he had it coming, no surprise. When you become a nerve irritant to a person with such a low irritation threshold, a declaration of waah is imminent. Battle stations!! All hands on deck!! Most of all, Walski is flattered that he's gotten UltraMENJ's attention.

Before the MENJ Declaration of War document is presented to you , there are two things that Walski really wants to say:

1. Extra territorium jus dicenti impune non paretur (Latin: look up the meaning here)

2. HO fucking HUM... (English slang: meaning big fucking deal)

No, Walski is not going to get Desiderata (or anyone else) to write letters to the PM; neither is Walski going to go on an out-of-the-way counter-assault on UltraMENJ; myAsylum will instead treat this declaration of Waaah as a compliment. Thank you, MENJ, for all the traffic that you'll generate for myAsylum.

Other than that, Walski will stand by his words posted earlier on, in this post, and for the most part ignore the wanker.

So, with that out of the way, here's the Declaration of War that MENJ has waged on Walski. Since myAsylum has no intention of sending any traffic his way, we present to you the text in it's entirety (the title is linked to the actual post, if you so desire to see it in MENJ-land):

(Declaration of Waah and other nonsense in the full post)

MENJ's Declaration of War

I think reading this piece just does it. Something has snapped in me, my patience is pretty much gone for idiots such as Walski. Not because he called me names (I don't care about that) but because he insulted and mocked a good man, the State Mufti of Perak, Dato Seri Harussani Zakaria. I happen to know a lot about Dato Seri Harussani and his personality, although I have never met him.

Its one thing to disagree (and yes, disagreements do happen…I don't deny it), but there is also something called ethics. Dr. Taha Jabir al-Awlani has recorded such ethics in his work The Ethics of Disagreement in Islam. Have you no adaab or ikhlaaq, so much so that you show such manners which is reflective of your gutter upbringing? As such, I am openly declaring war against you. I will mobilise everything within my means, from Bukan Islam Liberal to my podcast to an upcoming vblog to fight you. Each time you open your shitty mouth, I will be there and I will refute anything that comes out of your equally shitty manners.

Wallahi Watallahi Wabillahi.

So here is my message to Walski: What is really your problem with those who voice their concern for the "KongsiRaya" portmeneau which borders on religious sacrilege and blasphemy and has got NOTHING to do with religious harmony? If you claim to be a Muslim, what is with this mockery and blasphemy of a well-known ulama? Who is Walski compared to Mufti Harussani Zakaria? If you are trying to make a point about something, I think one can be made: your imaan is certainly in doubt, your aqeedah is in shreds.

It is not my place to make takfir, simply because I have no authority to do so. But in my book, you are no better than a kaafir.

Well, you see MENJ, Walski is merely applying the same adaab and ikhlaaq you have demonstrated many a times in attacking those you don't agree with. Walski suggest that you read Dr. Taha Jabir al-Awlani's book online and apply the principals first before suggesting that Walski does.

Blasphemy against an ulama? Hmmm... that's a novel concept, since in Walski's book, blasphemy is a reserved, special black-label (12 years brewed in the finest oak casks) for those that go against God or defame Him, and God alone. How one could possibly blapheme an Ulama, is beyond Walski, unless... Nevermind; no further comment required.

And finally, label Walski all you want - I make my own peace with God, and God alone. Fuck-all how I'm listed in your little black book. You are right in that it is not your place to make takfir, but you've done so anyway - so why even bother with the disclaimer?

So now, without further ado, and with the required replies having been said, myAsylum declares that it's business as usual, MENJ declaration notwithstanding.

And, finally, to MENJ: so long, and thanks for all the fish traffic...